Your wit makes others witty.
I sincerely want peace, not because I lack resources for war, but because I hate bloodshed.
The title of Queen rang sweet to my ears, child though I was. … This idea of a crown began running in my head then like a tune, and has been running a lot in it ever since.
“You should know our mania for building is stronger than ever. It is a diabolical thing. It consumes money and the more you build, the more you want to build. It’s a sickness like being addicted to alcohol.
I shall be an autocrat: that’s my trade. And the good Lord will forgive me: that’s his.
Nothing is more difficult, in my opinion, than to avoid something that fundamentally attracts you.
All this is only for the mice and myself to admire!
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.
We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street
I ran three miles today. Finally I said, Lady take your purse’
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
I don’t mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don’t understand.
I have won several prizes as the worlds slowest alto player, as well as a special award in 1961 for quietness.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.
I saw a bank that said ’24 Hour Banking’, but I don’t have that much time!
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
