My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, ‘No hablo ingles.’
You know, as a comedian your body has to be I need to think of a better term than up for grabs but you kind of use whatever you have to get the laugh. And if youre worrying about how you look Vanity is the death of comedy.
I really do believe that anything in life – any obstacle or challenge – can be made better with humor.