The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.
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Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.
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I really do believe that anything in life – any obstacle or challenge – can be made better with humor.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, ‘No hablo ingles.’
So I’m licking jelly off my boyfriend and all of a sudden, I’m thinking, ‘Oh my God, I’m turning into my mother.
I have won several prizes as the worlds slowest alto player, as well as a special award in 1961 for quietness.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.