I have won several prizes as the worlds slowest alto player, as well as a special award in 1961 for quietness.
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The qualities in music I consider most important are beauty, simplicity, originality, discrimination and sincerity.
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The anticipation for Tina playing Palin was so fun to witness, and she explains it well in her book Fifty Shades of Grey. She totally took on what was expected of her and it was awesome to stand next to her as she killed.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
So I’m licking jelly off my boyfriend and all of a sudden, I’m thinking, ‘Oh my God, I’m turning into my mother.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, ‘No hablo ingles.’
I remember Tina Fey wrote a play about Catherine the Great f**king a horse and I thought, ‘That lady is hot stuff, I wanna know her.’