Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer
The faster I make a lot of money, the faster I can have these kids I want.
Don’t depend on anyone but yourself for providing financial security.
Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.
If money be not they servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth, as that may be said to possess him.
If you want to make a million you don’t have to understand money, what you have to understand is people’s fears about money.
We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.
Acting used to be how I paid the rent, but I sold a tequila company for a billion f**king dollars. I don’t need money.
The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people.
It is easier to ask for money when you don’t need the money.
Bankruptcy stared me in the face, but one thought kept me calm; soon I’d be too poor to need an anti-theft alarm.
Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Never spend your money before you have it.
The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles’ heel. But if you don’t need money and you don’t need fame, then you’re free.
I was so poor growing up, if I wasn’t a boy, I’d have had nothing to play with.
Money without brains is always dangerous.
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
There is only one amount of money – just not enough!
When a fellow says it aint the money but the principle of the thing, its the money.
They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.
