Making money aint nothing exciting to me. You might be able to buy a little better booze than the wino on the corner. But you get sick just like the next cat and when you die youre just as graveyard dead as he is.
No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he’d only had good intentions – he had money, too.
The man who never has money enough to pay his debts has too much of something else.
If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion.
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.
Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.
Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.
If money be not they servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth, as that may be said to possess him.
I’m so naive about finances. Once when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain: That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.
I make no claim to being a business genius. You can make so much money in this business that it loses its value.
I’m rich beyond my wildest dreams.
Whoever thinks that money can’t buy happiness . . . just doesn’t know where to shop!
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Too much money ain’t enough money.
I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.
Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.
Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
The best thing I know about me, is that I’m rich
