Donald Trump

No matter what you do – guns, no guns – it doesn’t matter. You have people that are mentally ill. And they’re gonna come through the cracks. And they’re going to do things that people will not even believe are possible.

Learn something new every day.

Meryl Streep, one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn’t know me but attacked last night at the Golden Globes. She is a Hillary flunky who lost big. For the 100th time, I never mockeda disabled reporter (would never do that) but simply showed him grovellingwhen he totally changed a 16 year old story that he had written in order to make me look bad. Just more very dishonest media!

The U.S. cannot allow EBOLA-infected people back. People that go to far away places to help out are great – but must suffer the consequences!

The more predictable the business, the more valuable it is.

We won with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Making money ain’t nothing exciting to me. You might be able to buy a little better booze than the wino on the corner. But you get sick just like the next cat and when you die you’re just as graveyard dead as he is.

There comes a point where it doesn’t matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!

The man who never has money enough to pay his debts has too much of something else.

Steve Jobs didn’t give a shit about money, and I do give a shit about money. I wanted to have a lot of money. I thought it would change my life, which it did, but not in the ways I expected.

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer

We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.

Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.

A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money

Philanthropic efforts are among the best rewards you can have for a life well lived.

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.

Never spend your money before you have it.