If you’re given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.
What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank?
If you want to make a million you don’t have to understand money, what you have to understand is people’s fears about money.
Part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich
I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died!
It is easier to ask for money when you don’t need the money.
If saving money is wrong, I don’t want to be right!
Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
Money without brains is always dangerous.
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion.
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed!
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
The lack of money is the root of all evils.
Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.
Philanthropic efforts are among the best rewards you can have for a life well lived.
I say, not in a braggadocios way, I’ve made billions and billions of dollars dealing with people all around the world.
Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.
More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.
Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of them.
