Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.
Money frees you from things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money comes in handy.
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.
Money is the best deodorant.
It’s money. I remember it from when I was single!
Never spend your money before you have it.
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed!
There comes a point where it doesn’t matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account.
If money be not they servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth, as that may be said to possess him.
Look, Im not a rich person. Im a poor person with Money.
Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of them.
Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.
If you’re given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.
Whoever thinks that money can’t buy happiness . . . just doesn’t know where to shop!
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need; if I die by four O’clock.
Somebody said to me, But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.’ That’s a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, Now, let’s write a swimming pool’.
Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.
I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
