Oscar Wilde

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul.

What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise.

I am not young enough to know everything.

Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.

In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.

More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.

To make a million, start with $900,000.

Money is the representative of a certain quantity of corn or other commodity. It is so much warmth, so much bread.

Most of the artists were trying to make a living, trying to get laid, trying to figure out who they were. They weren’t trying to change the world. That’s what other people put on them. I knew all those people. I knew them all, intimately and well. Bob Dylan. I would say that Bob Dylan is as interested in money as any person I’ve known in my life. That’s just the truth.

Money makes your life easier. If you’re lucky to have it, you’re lucky.

We are not the sum of our possessions.

All money is a matter of belief.

I’m bout this shmoney!

If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion.

No man’s credit is as good as his money.

What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.

Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? … No pockets.

The man who never has money enough to pay his debts has too much of something else.