George H. W. Bush

I do not like broccoli. And I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli.

You know I vowed when I became President not to talk about the loneliest toughest job in the world and I didn’t.

You cannot be President of the United States if you don’t have faith. Remember Lincoln, going to his knees in times of trial in the Civil War and all that stuff.

I’m going to be so much better a president for having been at the CIA that you’re not going to believe it.

Many schools include a service project as part of their curriculum, and many corporations have in-house projects for their employees or give them time off to do volunteer work.

Our God is a forgiving God.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

It is easier to ask for money when you don’t need the money.

I don’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day.

If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.

Steve Jobs didn’t give a shit about money, and I do give a shit about money. I wanted to have a lot of money. I thought it would change my life, which it did, but not in the ways I expected.

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.

The man who never has money enough to pay his debts has too much of something else.

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.

Making money ain’t nothing exciting to me. You might be able to buy a little better booze than the wino on the corner. But you get sick just like the next cat and when you die you’re just as graveyard dead as he is.

The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste.

The lack of money is the root of all evils.

Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.

I give lectures for money, but all the money goes to charity. So, I make no money from it.