I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed!
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Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
Making money aint nothing exciting to me. You might be able to buy a little better booze than the wino on the corner. But you get sick just like the next cat and when you die youre just as graveyard dead as he is.
When I started to make more or less serious money – for those times – then, of course, I wanted to show everyone that life is different: it’s a new kind of life; we are earning this money. We wanted to pay taxes and live honestly.