George Bernard Shaw

We know now that the soul is the body, and the body the soul. They tell us they are different because they want to persuade us that we can keep our souls if we let them make slaves of our bodies.

Hatred is the coward’s revenge for being intimidated.

Man is the only animal which esteems itself rich in proportion to the number and voracity of its parasites.

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

The universal regard for money is the one hopeful fact in our civilization. Money is the most important thing in the world. It represents health, strength, honor, generosity and beauty. Not the least of its virtues is that it destroys base people as certainly as it fortifies and dignifies noble people.

Don’t depend on anyone but yourself for providing financial security.

I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need; if I die by four O’clock.

Philanthropic efforts are among the best rewards you can have for a life well lived.

Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.

Use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren’t allowed to be normal.

There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.

There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

There comes a point where it doesn’t matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account.

Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet

I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

I’m bout this shmoney!

Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.

Part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich