American Proverb

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

You can’t borrow your way to prosperity. Look for ways to create value and you will attract money.

Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of them.

Hobbies cost money but interests are free

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

Money often costs too much.

There comes a point where it doesn’t matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account.

Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? … No pockets.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money

Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed!

When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.

Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.

The want of money is the root of all evil.

Somebody said to me, ‘But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.’ That’s a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, ‘Now, let’s write a swimming pool’.

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.