William Shatner

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.

Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.

You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!

A bank book makes good reading – better than some novels.

Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in parlors without an apology, is, in its effects and laws, as beautiful as roses.

No man’s credit is as good as his money.

You can’t substitute material things for love or for gentleness or for tenderness or for a sense of comradeship. Money is not a substitute for tenderness, and power is not a substitute for tenderness.

Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.

I don’t mind that I’m fat. You still get the same money.

If money be not they servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth, as that may be said to possess him.

I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.

Money is indeed the most important thing in the world.

If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion.