Mae West

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache!

A man in love is like a clipped coupon – it’s time to cash in!

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.

I’m bout this shmoney!

All money is a matter of belief.

What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.

Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail!

Whoever thinks that money can’t buy happiness . . . just doesn’t know where to shop!

finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.

I give lectures for money, but all the money goes to charity. So, I make no money from it.

[on money] It cannot buy you happiness. Some independence, yes.

There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.

I don’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day.

It’s like when you see all the slave movies. Why you gotta keep reminding us about slavery? Why don’t you show us – put Michael Jordan on a $20 bill.