Mae West

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon – it’s time to cash in!

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache!

His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.

All money is a matter of belief.

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around.

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.

Too much money ain’t enough money.

Acting used to be how I paid the rent, but I sold a tequila company for a billion f**king dollars. I don’t need money.

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.

Money often costs too much.

Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank?

No man’s credit is as good as his money.

[on money] It cannot buy you happiness. Some independence, yes.

Somebody said to me, ‘But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.’ That’s a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, ‘Now, let’s write a swimming pool’.

Use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren’t allowed to be normal.