Bo Diddley

I thank you in advance for the great round of applause I’m about to get.

His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.

It’s money. I remember it from when I was single!

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

The point is, you can never be too greedy.

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.

I’ve earned all this money. I’ve worked for it. I didn’t cheat anybody. I didn’t issue junk bonds and put people out of work. I earned it. And I live relatively modestly given my level of success and wealth.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

I’ve been poor and I’ve been rich and rich is better.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need; if I die by four O’clock.

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.

The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste.

Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.

No man’s credit is as good as his money.