Robin Williams

You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.

You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I’ve ever eaten. It’s like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

They’re talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision- you either go all the way or forget it.

I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people.

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

I have never believed that prosperity is bad or something to be shunned.

What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.

If money be not they servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth, as that may be said to possess him.

Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.

It is easier to ask for money when you don’t need the money.

Money frees you from things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money comes in handy.

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles’ heel. But if you don’t need money and you don’t need fame, then you’re free.

The propensity to truck, barter and exchange one thing for another is common to all men, and to be found in no other race of animals.

Money is indeed the most important thing in the world.

Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.

A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.

I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.