Yogi Berra

No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.

Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction!

Don’t depend on anyone but yourself for providing financial security.

I give lectures for money, but all the money goes to charity. So, I make no money from it.

[on money] It cannot buy you happiness. Some independence, yes.

You can’t borrow your way to prosperity. Look for ways to create value and you will attract money.

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.

I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.

Money makes your life easier. If you’re lucky to have it, you’re lucky.

His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.

No man’s credit is as good as his money.

Money doesn’t talk, it swears.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

There is only one amount of money – just not enough!