Yogi Berra

No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.

Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.

I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention.

I’ve earned all this money. I’ve worked for it. I didn’t cheat anybody. I didn’t issue junk bonds and put people out of work. I earned it. And I live relatively modestly given my level of success and wealth.

Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.

Don’t let your mouth write no check that your tail can’t cash.

Money gives me the creeps and mildly embarrasses me. I get paid too much anyway.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.

If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around.

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people.

[on money] It cannot buy you happiness. Some independence, yes.

I think one of the most pervasive evils in this world is greed and acquiring money for money’s sake. Once you have six houses and a plane, it’s just about a number. It’s never been anything I understood.

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.

The faster I make a lot of money, the faster I can have these kids I want.

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it’s very busy, when they have one.