Humphrey Bogart

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money

What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.

Bankruptcy stared me in the face, but one thought kept me calm; soon I’d be too poor to need an anti-theft alarm.

A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.

Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet

Money frees you from things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money comes in handy.

Too much money ain’t enough money.

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer

I don’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day.

Don’t depend on anyone but yourself for providing financial security.

A man who pays his bills on time is soon forgotten

I rob banks because that’s where the money is.

Don’t let your mouth write no check that your tail can’t cash.

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it’s very busy, when they have one.

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.