Harry Lauder

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

I’m bout this shmoney!

You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!

Money is indeed the most important thing in the world.

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.

We are not the sum of our possessions.

If saving money is wrong, I don’t want to be right!

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

The faster I make a lot of money, the faster I can have these kids I want.

To make a million, start with $900,000.

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction!

No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he’d only had good intentions – he had money, too.

I have never believed that prosperity is bad or something to be shunned.

Carpe per diem – seize the check.