I’m bout this shmoney!
If you want it, and the more you keep hearing you can’t have it, you just go and get it
I was always scared to follow my dreams because if I follow my dreams and I fail, I can’t dream about it anymore. It’s easier to settle for less.
When women come up to me like, ‘I am a freaking senator,’ or, ‘I’m a doctor,’ it’s like, ‘Damn, y’all like me? I look up to y’all!’
I don’t care about anyone not liking me, you b**thes barely like yourselves.
I pay my mama’s bills, I ain’t got no time to chill.
I think us bad b*tc*es is a gift from God.
If money be not they servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth, as that may be said to possess him.
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction!
I’ve earned all this money. I’ve worked for it. I didn’t cheat anybody. I didn’t issue junk bonds and put people out of work. I earned it. And I live relatively modestly given my level of success and wealth.
Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail!
Never spend your money before you have it.
Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of them.
Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.
We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.
Bankruptcy stared me in the face, but one thought kept me calm; soon I’d be too poor to need an anti-theft alarm.
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed!
The propensity to truck, barter and exchange one thing for another is common to all men, and to be found in no other race of animals.
No man’s credit is as good as his money.
Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
