They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it’s very busy, when they have one.
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Fame for fame’s sake is a completely empty experience. Fame should be a by-product (and not necessarily a good one) of achieving something extraordinary.
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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
Don’t matter how much money you got, there’s only two kinds of people: there’s saved people and there’s lost people.
If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.