David Lee Roth

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.

Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Getting money is not all a man’s business: to cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life.

The point is, you can never be too greedy.

I rob banks because that’s where the money is.

When I started to make more or less serious money – for those times – then, of course, I wanted to show everyone that life is different: it’s a new kind of life; we are earning this money. We wanted to pay taxes and live honestly.

His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

Money is the representative of a certain quantity of corn or other commodity. It is so much warmth, so much bread.

Don’t matter how much money you got, there’s only two kinds of people: there’s saved people and there’s lost people.

I’m rich beyond my wildest dreams.

finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.

Money gives me the creeps and mildly embarrasses me. I get paid too much anyway.

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.