David Lee Roth

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

The best thing I know about me, is that I’m rich

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

Acting used to be how I paid the rent, but I sold a tequila company for a billion f**king dollars. I don’t need money.

Carpe per diem – seize the check.

I don’t mind that I’m fat. You still get the same money.

Most of the artists were trying to make a living, trying to get laid, trying to figure out who they were. They weren’t trying to change the world. That’s what other people put on them. I knew all those people. I knew them all, intimately and well. Bob Dylan. I would say that Bob Dylan is as interested in money as any person I’ve known in my life. That’s just the truth.

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in the world. Now that I’m old . . . I know it is.

There is only one amount of money – just not enough!

Money without brains is always dangerous.

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.

The only way you will ever permanently take control of your financial life is to dig deep and fix the root problem.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.

I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.

Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of them.