Jerry Seinfeld

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

[on money] It cannot buy you happiness. Some independence, yes.

I have no interest in becoming a tax exile and living somewhere I don’t want to – I just want to be at home with my family.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

The propensity to truck, barter and exchange one thing for another is common to all men, and to be found in no other race of animals.

Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.

Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.

Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.

Money is indeed the most important thing in the world.

It’s like when you see all the slave movies. Why you gotta keep reminding us about slavery? Why don’t you show us – put Michael Jordan on a $20 bill.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the have’s, the have-not’s, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-have’s.

Too much money ain’t enough money.

Part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich

It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.

Getting money is not all a man’s business: to cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life.

You can’t borrow your way to prosperity. Look for ways to create value and you will attract money.