Earl Wilson

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank?

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.

I’m bout this shmoney!

Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.

The only way you will ever permanently take control of your financial life is to dig deep and fix the root problem.

Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.

Money is indeed the most important thing in the world.

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

No man’s credit is as good as his money.

The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

It’s money. I remember it from when I was single!

Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.

Acting used to be how I paid the rent, but I sold a tequila company for a billion f**king dollars. I don’t need money.