Money is the best deodorant.
You just do it. You force yourself to get up. You force yourself to put one foot in front of the other, and God damn it, you refuse to let it get to you. You fight. You cry. You curse. Then you go about the business of living. That’s how I’ve done it. There’s no other way.
A man who pays his bills on time is soon forgotten
What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank?
We’re not motivated to make more money. We all have too much already. We want to do good work.
I’m rich beyond my wildest dreams.
I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died!
There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.
Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.
The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles’ heel. But if you don’t need money and you don’t need fame, then you’re free.
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
Use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren’t allowed to be normal.
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.
The faster I make a lot of money, the faster I can have these kids I want.
It’s like when you see all the slave movies. Why you gotta keep reminding us about slavery? Why don’t you show us – put Michael Jordan on a $20 bill.
