Oscar Wilde

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in the world. Now that I’m old . . . I know it is.

Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.

Whoever thinks that money can’t buy happiness . . . just doesn’t know where to shop!

Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? … No pockets.

If you want to make a million you don’t have to understand money, what you have to understand is people’s fears about money.

Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet

Money is the representative of a certain quantity of corn or other commodity. It is so much warmth, so much bread.

You can’t borrow your way to prosperity. Look for ways to create value and you will attract money.

Bankruptcy stared me in the face, but one thought kept me calm; soon I’d be too poor to need an anti-theft alarm.

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

We are not the sum of our possessions.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed!

Money frees you from things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money comes in handy.

What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.