Gina Rothfels

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.

When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.

Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

There comes a point where it doesn’t matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account.

Whoever thinks that money can’t buy happiness . . . just doesn’t know where to shop!

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.

All money is a matter of belief.

I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

It’s money. I remember it from when I was single!

I have no interest in becoming a tax exile and living somewhere I don’t want to – I just want to be at home with my family.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money