Peanuts

The best thing I know about me, is that I’m rich

We’re not motivated to make more money. We all have too much already. We want to do good work.

I’m bout this shmoney!

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.

I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died!

finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.

We are not the sum of our possessions.

Don’t matter how much money you got, there’s only two kinds of people: there’s saved people and there’s lost people.

Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.

I don’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day.

[on money] It cannot buy you happiness. Some independence, yes.

Part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich

To make a million, start with $900,000.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.