Peanuts

I’ve earned all this money. I’ve worked for it. I didn’t cheat anybody. I didn’t issue junk bonds and put people out of work. I earned it. And I live relatively modestly given my level of success and wealth.

A man who pays his bills on time is soon forgotten

The point is, you can never be too greedy.

Carpe per diem – seize the check.

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

Bankruptcy stared me in the face, but one thought kept me calm; soon I’d be too poor to need an anti-theft alarm.

I rob banks because that’s where the money is.

The faster I make a lot of money, the faster I can have these kids I want.

If saving money is wrong, I don’t want to be right!

If a person gets his attitude towards money straight, it will straighten out almost every other area in his life.

What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer

You can’t substitute material things for love or for gentleness or for tenderness or for a sense of comradeship. Money is not a substitute for tenderness, and power is not a substitute for tenderness.

You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!