E. E. Cummings

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.

The only way you will ever permanently take control of your financial life is to dig deep and fix the root problem.

You can’t substitute material things for love or for gentleness or for tenderness or for a sense of comradeship. Money is not a substitute for tenderness, and power is not a substitute for tenderness.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Acting used to be how I paid the rent, but I sold a tequila company for a billion f**king dollars. I don’t need money.

Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.

Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet

The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste.

We are not the sum of our possessions.

Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.

Money doesn’t talk, it swears.

The best thing I know about me, is that I’m rich

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the have’s, the have-not’s, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-have’s.

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people.

More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.