Gordon Gekko (Wall Street)

A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.

I have no interest in becoming a tax exile and living somewhere I don’t want to – I just want to be at home with my family.

If saving money is wrong, I don’t want to be right!

No man’s credit is as good as his money.

I was so poor growing up, if I wasn’t a boy, I’d have had nothing to play with.

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.

There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.

Acting used to be how I paid the rent, but I sold a tequila company for a billion f**king dollars. I don’t need money.

Don’t matter how much money you got, there’s only two kinds of people: there’s saved people and there’s lost people.

I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention.

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it’s very busy, when they have one.

If money be not they servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth, as that may be said to possess him.

The point is, you can never be too greedy.

His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.