David Lee Roth

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money

I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died!

I’m so naive about finances. Once when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain: ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.

All money is a matter of belief.

If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion.

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.

I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.

finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.

Money without brains is always dangerous.

A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.

Use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren’t allowed to be normal.

When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.

A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.

[on money] It cannot buy you happiness. Some independence, yes.

Don’t let your mouth write no check that your tail can’t cash.

I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need; if I die by four O’clock.