David Lee Roth

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money

When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.

Getting money is not all a man’s business: to cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life.

Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in parlors without an apology, is, in its effects and laws, as beautiful as roses.

Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.

The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste.

Never spend your money before you have it.

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Money frees you from things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money comes in handy.

I rob banks because that’s where the money is.

A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.

Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.

The faster I make a lot of money, the faster I can have these kids I want.

Steve Jobs didn’t give a shit about money, and I do give a shit about money. I wanted to have a lot of money. I thought it would change my life, which it did, but not in the ways I expected.

Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.