M. W. Harrison

More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.

His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.

I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention.

Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.

A man who pays his bills on time is soon forgotten

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction!

I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it’s very busy, when they have one.

I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need; if I die by four O’clock.

Money is the representative of a certain quantity of corn or other commodity. It is so much warmth, so much bread.

Never spend your money before you have it.

I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.

In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.

Don’t depend on anyone but yourself for providing financial security.

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.