Suzanne Necker

Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? … No pockets.

Don’t let your mouth write no check that your tail can’t cash.

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.

Money is indeed the most important thing in the world.

There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.

What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.

It is easier to ask for money when you don’t need the money.

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

I’ve been poor and I’ve been rich and rich is better.

Money gives me the creeps and mildly embarrasses me. I get paid too much anyway.

There comes a point where it doesn’t matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around.

The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste.