Bob Dylan

Don’t matter how much money you got, there’s only two kinds of people: there’s saved people and there’s lost people.

A mistake is to commit a misunderstanding.

May your heart always be joyful. May your song always be sung.

All I can do is be me, whoever that is.

Despite everybody who has been born and has died, the world has just gone on. I mean, look at Napoleon – but we went right on. Look at Harpo Marx –the world went around, it didn’t stop for a second. It’s sad but true. John Kennedy, right?

I am against nature. I don’t dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can’t touch with decay.

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

If saving money is wrong, I don’t want to be right!

Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.

His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.

There comes a point where it doesn’t matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account.

[on money] It cannot buy you happiness. Some independence, yes.

Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.

It’s the same old story, all you think about is money.

Use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren’t allowed to be normal.

Hobbies cost money but interests are free

Steve Jobs didn’t give a shit about money, and I do give a shit about money. I wanted to have a lot of money. I thought it would change my life, which it did, but not in the ways I expected.

Don’t matter how much money you got, there’s only two kinds of people: there’s saved people and there’s lost people.

A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.

Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.