Will Rogers

I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.

Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.

Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed!

Getting money is not all a man’s business: to cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life.

Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

Money often costs too much.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction!

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.

The only way you will ever permanently take control of your financial life is to dig deep and fix the root problem.

Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.

Money is indeed the most important thing in the world.

I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need; if I die by four O’clock.

Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of them.

Most of the artists were trying to make a living, trying to get laid, trying to figure out who they were. They weren’t trying to change the world. That’s what other people put on them. I knew all those people. I knew them all, intimately and well. Bob Dylan. I would say that Bob Dylan is as interested in money as any person I’ve known in my life. That’s just the truth.