Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways.
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
