Will Rogers

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.

I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.

Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.

The unexamined life is not worth living.

I apologize when I’m wrong.

Everything intelligent is so boring.

If you keep your head in the sand, you don’t know where the kick’s coming from.

Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance.

Grief never mended no broken bones.

A man’s character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

Unless you know who you are, you will always be vulnerable to what people say.

True freedom is being free from the search for freedom.

To resent efficiency is a mark of inefficiency.

Whenever you get the idea that you are ‘fixed’ or that anything is ‘fixed’ for life, you’d better get ready for a sudden change.

We have not the reverent feeling for the rainbow that a savage has, because we know how it is made. We have lost as much as we gained by prying into that matter.

Life is not a success-only journey. You are going to get beat up along the way. And you’ve got to have the strength of character to get up and get back in the game.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

Most fashionable commodity in US is going to be old-fashioned common sense and work.