Billy Crystal

That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul.

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.

A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.

I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need; if I die by four O’clock.

Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? … No pockets.

I’ve been poor and I’ve been rich and rich is better.

A man who pays his bills on time is soon forgotten

Part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich

Somebody said to me, ‘But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.’ That’s a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, ‘Now, let’s write a swimming pool’.

I was so poor growing up, if I wasn’t a boy, I’d have had nothing to play with.

Too much money ain’t enough money.

The only way you will ever permanently take control of your financial life is to dig deep and fix the root problem.

The faster I make a lot of money, the faster I can have these kids I want.

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.