Artemus Ward

It is easier to ask for money when you don’t need the money.

I’ve been poor and I’ve been rich and rich is better.

You can’t borrow your way to prosperity. Look for ways to create value and you will attract money.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

I was so poor growing up, if I wasn’t a boy, I’d have had nothing to play with.

I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died!

No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he’d only had good intentions – he had money, too.

Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.

Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.

Don’t matter how much money you got, there’s only two kinds of people: there’s saved people and there’s lost people.

Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.

If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.

You can’t tell a millionaire’s son from a billionaire’s.

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer