Morton Shulman

Hobbies cost money but interests are free

Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in parlors without an apology, is, in its effects and laws, as beautiful as roses.

You can’t substitute material things for love or for gentleness or for tenderness or for a sense of comradeship. Money is not a substitute for tenderness, and power is not a substitute for tenderness.

Making money ain’t nothing exciting to me. You might be able to buy a little better booze than the wino on the corner. But you get sick just like the next cat and when you die you’re just as graveyard dead as he is.

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

I say, not in a braggadocios way, I’ve made billions and billions of dollars dealing with people all around the world.

No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he’d only had good intentions – he had money, too.

I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail!

Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.

Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Money doesn’t talk, it swears.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.