Mae West

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction!

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache!

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

I don’t feel that no big stone should be put over my head, saying he did this, he did that. Unless there’s something that I really did do. I believe I’m just ordinary. And I’d like for people to think of me that way, as just a guy that tried. Wanted to be loved by other people because he loved people.

I’m bad at love, but you can’t blame me for tryin’.

Who, being loved, is poor?

I live in the realm of romantic possibility.

I’m fading away, you know I used to be on fire.

She doesn’t let me have control anymore. I must’ve crossed a line, I must’ve lost my mind.

Drownin’ in the sea of love where everyone would love to drown.

He’s out his head, I’m out my mind. We got that love, the crazy kind.

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul.

Love those you hate you.

“Love isn’t a state of perfect caring. It is an active noun like struggle. To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.

Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.

Sorry that I can’t believe that anybody ever really starts to fall in love with me.

Thunder only happens when it’s raining; players only love you when they’re playing.

Love is what we’re born with. Fear is what we learned here.