Woody Allen

If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.

If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever.

Django was the definitive genius on the guitar, and the depth of his gift was so spectacular.

I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people.

I rob banks because that’s where the money is.

Look, I’m not a rich person. I’m a poor person with Money.

No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he’d only had good intentions – he had money, too.

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy

Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.

[On Roberts saying ‘I don’t know if I want to give up my whole management company and take it apart.’] Don’t be stupid. I’ll make you more money than you’ve made alone.

It’s money. I remember it from when I was single!

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank?

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in the world. Now that I’m old . . . I know it is.

In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.

What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.

Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.