If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever.
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The fact that more people have been slaughtered in the name of religion than any other single reason. That, that my friends, that is true perversion!
The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not.
Who would then deny that when I am sipping tea in my tearoom I am swallowing the whole universe with it and that this very moment of my lifting the bowl to my lips is eternity itself transcending time and space?
Zen is not some kind of excitement, but concentration on our usual everyday routine. – Shunryu Suzuki
I would like to believe there is a God, but I think it is better to say I’m not sure there is a God and live your life with kindness and respect for people than to say I know there is a God and then do bad things,
You’ve got to have something to eat and a little love in your life before you can hold still for any damn body’s sermon on how to behave.