Edmund Stockdale

A bank book makes good reading – better than some novels.

I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.

I’m bout this shmoney!

If saving money is wrong, I don’t want to be right!

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

I have no interest in becoming a tax exile and living somewhere I don’t want to – I just want to be at home with my family.

Philanthropic efforts are among the best rewards you can have for a life well lived.

Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people.

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.

Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in parlors without an apology, is, in its effects and laws, as beautiful as roses.

The man who never has money enough to pay his debts has too much of something else.

If a person gets his attitude towards money straight, it will straighten out almost every other area in his life.

There is only one amount of money – just not enough!

It’s the same old story, all you think about is money.