George Carlin

Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because its much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?

Hobbies cost money but interests are free

Jazz musicians are the only workers who will put in a full shift for pay and then go somewhere else and continue to work for free.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed!

If you want it, and the more you keep hearing you can’t have it, you just go and get it

New information makes new and fresh ideas possible.

Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.

Fortunately, problems are an everyday part of our life. Consider this: If there were no problems, most of us would be unemployed.

The harder I work, the luckier I get. When you have momentum going, play the momentum.

I can accept failure, but I can’t accept not trying.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I– I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.

I was once afraid of people saying ‘Who does she think she is?’ Now I have the courage to stand and say, ‘This is who I am.

It is in self-limitation that a master first shows himself.

The person who dumps garbage into your mind will do you considerably more harm than the person who dumps garbage on your floor, because each load of mind garbage negatively impacts your possibilities and lowers your expectations.

Don’t let someone who gave up on their dreams talk you out of going after yours.

Seek first to understand and then to be understood.

There are three constants in life… change, choice and principles.

You must see your goals clearly and specifically before you can set out for them. Hold them in your mind until they become second nature.

When you stop chasing the wrong things you give the right things a chance to catch you.