You can’t substitute material things for love or for gentleness or for tenderness or for a sense of comradeship. Money is not a substitute for tenderness, and power is not a substitute for tenderness.
There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.
I’m so naive about finances. Once when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain: That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.
The propensity to truck, barter and exchange one thing for another is common to all men, and to be found in no other race of animals.
If money be not they servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth, as that may be said to possess him.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of them.
I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died!
I was so poor growing up, if I wasn’t a boy, I’d have had nothing to play with.
If you want to make a million you don’t have to understand money, what you have to understand is people’s fears about money.
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy
It’s the same old story, all you think about is money.
Money without brains is always dangerous.
There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed!
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
I say, not in a braggadocios way, I’ve made billions and billions of dollars dealing with people all around the world.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
A man who pays his bills on time is soon forgotten
Getting money is not all a man’s business: to cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life.
Making money aint nothing exciting to me. You might be able to buy a little better booze than the wino on the corner. But you get sick just like the next cat and when you die youre just as graveyard dead as he is.
