Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of them.
His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.
Don’t let your mouth write no check that your tail can’t cash.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.
The best thing I know about me, is that I’m rich
All money is a matter of belief.
Money doesn’t talk, it swears.
Use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren’t allowed to be normal.
Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.
I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction!
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
The point is, you can never be too greedy.
More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.
They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.
If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion.
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it’s very busy, when they have one.
I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
When I started to make more or less serious money – for those times – then, of course, I wanted to show everyone that life is different: it’s a new kind of life; we are earning this money. We wanted to pay taxes and live honestly.
