Getting money is not all a man’s business: to cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life.
I was so poor growing up, if I wasn’t a boy, I’d have had nothing to play with.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Carpe per diem – seize the check.
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.
The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people.
Ah, yes, divorce from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet
If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.
You can be young without money but you can’t be old without it.
[On Roberts saying ‘I don’t know if I want to give up my whole management company and take it apart.’] Don’t be stupid. I’ll make you more money than you’ve made alone.
Making money aint nothing exciting to me. You might be able to buy a little better booze than the wino on the corner. But you get sick just like the next cat and when you die youre just as graveyard dead as he is.
Today, there are three kinds of people: the have’s, the have-not’s, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-have’s.
Part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich
Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in parlors without an apology, is, in its effects and laws, as beautiful as roses.
Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail!
Don’t matter how much money you got, there’s only two kinds of people: there’s saved people and there’s lost people.
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy
