I make no claim to being a business genius. You can make so much money in this business that it loses its value.
There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
I don’t mind that I’m fat. You still get the same money.
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need; if I die by four O’clock.
Money is the representative of a certain quantity of corn or other commodity. It is so much warmth, so much bread.
When a fellow says it aint the money but the principle of the thing, its the money.
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed!
If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.
Philanthropic efforts are among the best rewards you can have for a life well lived.
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people.
Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail!
The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.
Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.
Somebody said to me, But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.’ That’s a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, Now, let’s write a swimming pool’.
Money makes your life easier. If you’re lucky to have it, you’re lucky.
When I started to make more or less serious money – for those times – then, of course, I wanted to show everyone that life is different: it’s a new kind of life; we are earning this money. We wanted to pay taxes and live honestly.
Too much money ain’t enough money.
