You can be young without money but you can’t be old without it.
If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around.
I have never believed that prosperity is bad or something to be shunned.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Don’t matter how much money you got, there’s only two kinds of people: there’s saved people and there’s lost people.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Today, there are three kinds of people: the have’s, the have-not’s, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-have’s.
I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died!
Acting used to be how I paid the rent, but I sold a tequila company for a billion f**king dollars. I don’t need money.
Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.
I’m bout this shmoney!
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.
I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
I don’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day.
The man who never has money enough to pay his debts has too much of something else.
Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? … No pockets.
Look, Im not a rich person. Im a poor person with Money.
A fool and her money are soon courted.
Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.
