Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of them.
More quotes by Mark Twain
A man can seldom – very, very, seldom – fight a winning fight against his training; the odds are too heavy.
I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won’t.
More quotes about Money
Getting money is not all a man’s business: to cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life.
Don’t matter how much money you got, there’s only two kinds of people: there’s saved people and there’s lost people.
I’ve earned all this money. I’ve worked for it. I didn’t cheat anybody. I didn’t issue junk bonds and put people out of work. I earned it. And I live relatively modestly given my level of success and wealth.
The only way you will ever permanently take control of your financial life is to dig deep and fix the root problem.
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.